An Ilbe user illustrated how Ilbe users ‘level up’ in a comic strip. The community’s response was enthusiastic and it became one of the most up-voted posts on conservative website Ilbe.
Report on the Ecology of Ilbe Bugs
Here a new Ilbe bug is born. Ilbe bugs do not reproduce. They infect other creatures or other creatures mutate into Ilbe bugs by themselves.
Newborn bugs don’t know much about Ilbe. Noob bugs are always exposed to the danger of nature.
Interesting scene here. This bug is contaminating Ilbe with copy-and-paste and a poor sense of humor. The noob bug is quietly observing what he’s doing.
At last, other bugs, led by the stench of crappy posts, flock and begin to attack the lowly bug with down-votes! Crap posts contain lots of hormones that induce down-votes.
Another bug began spewing quality information and fun posts. The noob bug is quietly observing this, too.
Bugs who have received lots of daily best hormone evolves into the next form. According to the academia, evolved bugs excrete more daily best.
The noob bug has gained some experience and evolves into an adult form. Now this bug should try to adapt to the harsh environment of Ilbe.
The adult bug tries to get bigger in full force. No pain, no gain.
Finally, he becomes level 2. He must be proud of himself.
In order to level up faster, he decides to evolve. He can level up fast by using his personal skills.
There are quite a few popular evolved forms. Sniper bugs are one of them. They are a new kind of bugs who devour fabrication bugs who spread lies and misleading information. For a new kind, there are already many sniper bugs and sometimes they pitifully feed on each other.
Information bugs are the pillar of Ilbe. They provide good nutritions to Ilbe using their expertise and skills. They tend to get treated well since it takes a long time to poop out informative posts. However, if some bug steals another bug’s post and posts it as if he wrote it, he becomes a good snack for sniper bugs.
If you can draw, being a painter bug is a sweet gig. Ilbe bugs don’t hold back on giving daily best hormone for fun drawings that nicely depict various situations. In Ilbe, memorable events are recorded in fun cartoons by painter bugs.
Besides, there are other evolved creatures eager for getting daily best. Cook bugs, Animal-loving bugs, Surplus bugs [who do time-consuming tedious things to show off], etc. They all relentlessly try to get daily best.
By the way, there is a bigger sin than posting crap in Ilbe. That is…
Let’s not get intimate, gays.
Comments from Ilbe:
Shit, I’m level 3. Does that mean Ilbe bitches have been licking on me to level me up? Fuck, I suddenly got horny.
You truly beautified disabled fucks, ke ke ke.
Wouldn’t someone make Ilbe bug products in real life? Ke ke ke ke. Fucking cute, ke ke ke.
This is what’s fucking amazing about Ilbe. Lefty Ruliweb, Fucking Seonbi lefty Daum, Abortion bugs, etc. hate such nicknames. But fucking Ilbe fags make use of their nickname and even beautify it like this. Ilbe can take anything for shits and giggles online. I guess this is what makes Ilbe enticing…
Wow, fuck, ke ke ke. It would be so fun if you make a flash game or cartoon series with this, ke ke. Your style and expression made me shit on my pants, ke ke. Eat 2 up-votes, fucker.
You should’ve depicted pooping instead of vomiting. Pity.
Fuck, normally, Ilbe looks like the biggest macho fest in Korea and now what is this? …Up-voted.
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He he, cute♡
We gotta show this to those bitches who don’t know about Ilbe. They think we talk about stuff like bestiality or rape on Ilbe.
Last comment is mine~ Please help me lose virginity before I graduate from middle school. [to Ilbe God or something because the post was massively voted up.]